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- Thank you.
- All right, see you later.

2
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<i>Dear Diary, I--</i>

3
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Fucked Stanley Barber!

4
00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,225
You fucked Stanley Barber?

5
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Y-You don't have to keep repeating it.

6
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-Liam is right there.
- I'm sorry, I'm just processing.

7
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-So, how was it?

8
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<i>Honestly, having sex with Stan</i>
<i>was really awkward.</i>

9
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-It was... great.
- Really?

10
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<i>Something just didn't feel right.</i>

11
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Really. I mean...

12
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so good at going down on me,
I was like, "Whoa!"

13
00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:40,707
So you wanna hook up again?

14
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<i>I really don't want a boyfriend.</i>
<i>Just wanna hang out with Dina</i>

15
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<i>and for all this weird shit</i>
<i>to stop happening</i>

16
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<i>and for everything to go back to normal.</i>

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One hundred percent.

18
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I'm worried about Brad.
He's in a lot of pain.

19
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Dina, he's acting like he's lost a leg.

20
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We were supposed to go
to Ricky Berry's birthday party tonight.

21
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but I don't think he's up for it.

22
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Oh, you got invited to that?

23
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-Um...

24
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Yeah, I guess I sort of got invited.

25
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-Right. Cool.
-I don't know.

26
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I don't... think I'm gonna go,
though, so...

27
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What? Go take care of Brad?

28
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I mean...

29
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Fuck it.
Why don't we just go together, you and me?

30
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<i>Please say yes.</i>

31
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Ye-- Okay.

32
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Yeah, let's do it.

33
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-Okay, Syd!

34
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Hey, girls. Good breakfast?

35
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-Yes. Thanks so much, Mrs. Miller.
-Don't worry, hon. It's on me.

36
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-Thank you.
-How come you always make me pay?

37
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Because Dina is nicer to me than you are,
and I like her better than you.

38
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Okay.

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I'll see you later.

40
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Bye!

41
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Okay, so, here's the deal.

42
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Karen's dog got diarrhea.

43
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-Ew.
-So I have to stay a few more hours.

44
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So that means what?

45
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It means you can stay here
and marry some ketchups for me...

46
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Okay. No sale.

47
00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:05,750
...or you can take your brother home...

48
00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,461
without being an asshole about it.

49
00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:12,799
Yeah, okay. I'll take Liam home.

50
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Thank you.

51
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Syd?

52
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Yeah?

53
00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:21,432
Where did Stan go?

54
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What do you mean?

55
00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,603
You said that Stan
was going down somewhere.

56
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No! No, I didn't.

57
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-Yeah, you did.
-No, I really didn't.

58
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You told Dina that Stan
was going down somewhere

59
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and that he was really good at it.

60
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Yup. Uh, he's, um...
he's going down south to Mexico,

61
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and he's, uh, really good at it
'cause he's such a great, uh... traveler.

62
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-He's a very efficient packer.

63
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-That's cool.
-Yeah.

64
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There he is now.

65
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Oh, yeah. Huh.

66
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-What's he doing?
-Just wait.

67
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-Hey.
-Hey.

68
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Hi.

69
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Hi.

70
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So, it's good to see you again.

71
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Yeah.

72
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Yeah, you too.

73
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So, do you wanna... do you wanna, like,
do somethin' later tonight or somethin'?

74
00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,369
<i>Oh, God, what have I done?</i>

75
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You know, I would, but Dina and I
are going to Ricky Berry's party.

76
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No shit? I'll be there too.

77
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-Oh, you will?
-Yeah.

78
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Ah. Okay, right.

79
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So, I guess I'll see you there.

80
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And we gotta go. Right now.

81
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Okay? It's-- It's--

82
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Bye.

83
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Cool.

84
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Don't drop the ball, you idiot.

85
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Can we go the other way instead?
I want to walk back by the train tracks.

86
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Think you can catch it?

87
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-That's the long way.
-I know.

88
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-It's good exercise. Uh...
- Let's go, now.

89
00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:03,576
-Uh, Liam, wait. Goob, what's wrong?
- The kid can't catch.

90
00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,620
That's Richard Rynard.

91
00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:07,288
Can you throw a little bit harder?

92
00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,666
That's the kid who might kick your ass?

93
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- Catch it.
-Uh-huh.

94
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Throw it to him, not me.

95
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Syd! Wait, stop!

96
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Please don't.

97
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Hey, Richard!

98
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-Yeah?
-You see my little brother?

99
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Do you mean the one hiding
because he's so scared?

100
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-Well, you're gonna leave him alone.

101
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Got it?

102
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Yeah, sure thing.

103
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Go choke on a tampon, freak.

104
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<i>You know what?</i>
<i>So what if I really am a freak?</i>

105
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-<i>-I could be okay with that.</i>

106
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<i>I mean, if I really can make</i>
<i>a nose bleed with my brain,</i>

107
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<i>then maybe it can be used for good.</i>

108
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Um... Are you okay?

109
00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:07,807
-Bet you feel like a badass, huh?
<i>-</i>Kinda.

110
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Well, let me tell you something. One day,
it's all gonna go downhill, buddy.

111
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Your life will be so pathetic,
you'll attend high school reunions,

112
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because you know what?

113
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Nothing else is ever gonna happen
for you in your entire life.

114
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Yeah, you won't even have a dog!

115
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Now what do you wanna do?

116
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I don't know. I was sorta thinkin'...

117
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What?

118
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We could maybe, uh... do a puzzle?

119
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<i>The puzzles are downstairs...</i>

120
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<i>in the basement...</i>
<i>where my dad killed himself.</i>

121
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<i>And I haven't been down there since.</i>

122
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Is there really nothing else you wanna do?

123
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Cartoons?

124
00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,069
Prank call the neighbors?

125
00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:03,571
You know, Ms. Johnson is really nice.
That's kinda mean.

126
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Yeah, I guess.

127
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Okay.

128
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Hang tight.

129
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<i>It's just a basement.</i>

130
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<i>Just a room in a house.</i>

131
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<i>Every Sunday morning,</i>
<i>Dad and Liam would work on a puzzle</i>

132
00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:03,464
<i>after breakfast.</i>

133
00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:05,466
<i>It was kinda their thing.</i>

134
00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,010
<i>But Dad and I...</i>

135
00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,555
<i>To me, it felt like everything</i>
<i>was our thing.</i>

136
00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:13,433
<i>But he used to spend hours down here</i>

137
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<i>doing I don't know what.</i>

138
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<i>I wish I understood him better.</i>

139
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<i>Mom was the one who found him.</i>

140
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<i>He didn't even leave a note.</i>

141
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<i>Never explained anything.</i>

142
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<i>Why the hell didn't he leave a note?</i>

143
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<i>I mean, did he really have no idea</i>
<i>I was gonna be such a freak?</i>

144
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<i>I mean, did he think</i>
<i>I wouldn't need him around?</i>

145
00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:48,259
<i>I mean, why would he do that?</i>

146
00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:54,515
Liam, are you okay? What happened?

147
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It's Banana.

148
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I-- I think he's...

149
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<i>Fuck me.</i>

150
00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:13,576
<i>-Dear Diary, I murdered a hedgehog.</i>

151
00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:32,970
How old do you think Banana was?
In, like, hedgehog years?

152
00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,014
Super old, man.

153
00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:37,558
Like, 94.

154
00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:40,061
<i>Banana was only 12 in hedgehog years.</i>

155
00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:41,354
<i>I murdered a tween.</i>

156
00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,106
-Really?
-Definitely.

157
00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:47,068
Could you say a few words?<i> </i>I'm too sad.

158
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Uh...

159
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Banana...

160
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you were very cute.

161
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So much fun.

162
00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:59,705
<i>That hedgehog didn't do shit.</i>

163
00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:01,374
We both love you.

164
00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,794
Do you think that, um... Banana...

165
00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,547
is with Dad now?

166
00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:11,342
Yeah. Dad will take good care of him.

167
00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:16,847
I just...

168
00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,355
I wish I was there for you at the end.

169
00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:31,445
Had we known that you... needed help,

170
00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,906
we would have given it to you.

171
00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:35,575
This just isn't fair.

172
00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:40,037
You're gone now,
and there's nothing we can do about it.

173
00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,499
We both miss you s-- so much.

174
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,962
Everything's so different
without you around.

175
00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,595
<i>Oh, God.</i>

176
00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,179
<i>When does this get easier?</i>

177
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,703
<i>-Dear Diary...</i>

178
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,206
<i>...things are maybe getting</i>
<i>a little out of control.</i>

179
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,213
<i>First, Brad's stupid nose.</i>

180
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,424
<i>Then, Liam's adorable hedgehog.</i>

181
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,594
<i>Diary, I feel like I'm racking up</i>
<i>a body count here.</i>

182
00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,722
<i>You know, I probably</i>
<i>shouldn't be allowed outside,</i>

183
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,600
<i>but now I have to take my psycho ass</i>
<i>to a party.</i>

184
00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:48,147
Okay, I'm so stressed out.

185
00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:49,523
Which one do you like better?

186
00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,525
The blue one is kind of
all about the boobs.

187
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,736
The red one helps out my ass
a little bit, though.

188
00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:54,904
Which one should I wear?

189
00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:57,406
Both?

190
00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,408
You are useless.

191
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,578
Okay, if we wanna be fashionably late,
we should leave in a few,

192
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,996
so hurry up and get ready.

193
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,623
I-- I'm ready.

194
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,834
Wait. Are you wearing that to the party?

195
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,795
What's wrong with my sweater?

196
00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:14,215
Um... Nothing.
It's just... very comfortable.

197
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,051
But, okay, what if, um...

198
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,638
what if you wore this instead?

199
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,767
-No, thank you?
-Oh, come on.

200
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,228
Don't you think it's time
for the world premiere

201
00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:29,063
of Sydney Novak's cleavage?

202
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,983
You'd look so hot in it.

203
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,111
<i>Dina always makes me feel brave.</i>

204
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,195
Okay, fine.

205
00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:37,738
Okay. Okay, awesome.

206
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,450
Oh, now it's time for your makeup.

207
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,080
-I'm sorry.
-What?

208
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:49,333
I feel like I've been
so distracted lately.

209
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,044
-Oh, that's okay.

210
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,213
<i>-</i>No, Syd, it's not.

211
00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:57,675
You had sex
for the very first time last night,

212
00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:59,552
and that wasn't even on my radar.

213
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,096
It still blows my mind.

214
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:05,015
How long have I known you?
And you seriously never talk about boys.

215
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,352
Well, now I have.

216
00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:11,772
Anything else earth-shattering
you wanna tell me?

217
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,699
Well, I-- I don't... To be honest,
I don't know. There's this thing.

218
00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:22,867
-<i>-</i>

219
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,829
-I, um...

220
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,293
...think there might be
something wrong with me.

221
00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:34,003
-What do you mean?

222
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,385
-I just feel different lately.
-Oh, my God. No, same.

223
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,720
Me too.

224
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,931
Yeah, right.

225
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,975
No, seriously. Like, the other day,

226
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:50,102
I made a joke about
<i>The Rocky Horror Picture Show.</i>

227
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,270
No one got it.

228
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,731
I had to explain the plot
to Brad's friends.

229
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:55,649
They just looked at me
like I was batshit crazy.

230
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,780
-Yeah, well, they're all idiots.
-Oh, I know, right?

231
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,992
But seriously,
everybody feels like a freak sometimes.

232
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:06,368
Yeah, I guess.

233
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,663
Okay. Finishing touch-- lipstick.

234
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:10,831
Absolutely not.

235
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,249
-Lip gloss.
-Nope.

236
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,460
Cherry ChapStick.

237
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:16,712
Fine.

238
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,431
<i>-</i>Amazing.

239
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:29,475
Come on.

240
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,609
- Shit.

241
00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:41,403
Okay, I'm scared, but fun scared.

242
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,740
Like we're about to skydive
for the first time or something.

243
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,951
Well, I'm not fun scared.

244
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,703
Feels like we're about to be eaten
by wolves, like...

245
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:52,748
really drunk, judgmental wolves.

246
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,334
We're gonna be fine.

247
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:58,420
I just wish I could inject vodka
directly into my veins first.

248
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,840
I do have this.

249
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,883
-Oh, my God. You're my hero.

250
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,021
-You good?
-Good.

251
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,107
Good.

252
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,364
<i>So, I did it.</i>

253
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,701
<i>I finally went to a high school party.</i>

254
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,327
- Hi!
-It's awesome.

255
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:31,787
<i>It was terrifying.</i>

256
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,830
So awesome.

257
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:35,249
<i>I was so afraid</i>
<i>I'd do something fucked up.</i>

258
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:36,333
Dina!

259
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,043
Welcome to the madness!

260
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:38,961
Hey.

261
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,548
Hey. Hey.

262
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:45,968
Oh, gosh, don't tell me.
I know it. I know this one.

263
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:48,971
-Sydney.
-Right!

264
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,640
I thought it started with an S, yeah.

265
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,851
Well, you guys go enjoy, all right?

266
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,186
Ignore him.

267
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,648
So, should we, like, get in there?

268
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:01,775
There's...

269
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,986
Can we please stick together?

270
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,321
Duh!

271
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,865
-I'd never leave you.

272
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,300
-Yeah!

273
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,145
Stan!

274
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:41,941
So, Stan...

275
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,569
Yeah?

276
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,323
I just feel like you and I
have never really talked.

277
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,908
I-- I guess not.

278
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:56,705
So you and Syd are, like, neighbors.

279
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,416
Like, close neighbors, right?

280
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:04,755
Uh... I mean, we're, like, a-- we're,
like, a few blocks away from each other.

281
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:07,841
-So, I'd say... we're moderately close.
- Cool.

282
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:08,759
Mm.

283
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:14,723
-Sounds pretty close to me.
-Okay. Just ignore her, okay?

284
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,352
Holy shit! That's Jenny Tuffield.

285
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,481
Didn't her mom
just send her to rehab?

286
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:26,568
Yeah, but I guess 'cause she's here,
it totally worked,

287
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,320
and she's all better now?

288
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,115
Yeah, right.

289
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,576
Oh, my God, I love this song.

290
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,787
-We have to dance to this,

291
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,539
like, right now, right this second.

292
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,874
-Come on.

293
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,297
-Go for it. I'm good.

294
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:12,906
-Now take this thing off.

295
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,370
<i>-I felt super awkward.</i>
<i>-♪ There doesn't seem to be</i>

296
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,581
<i>-Like everyone would look at me.</i>

297
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:27,004
<i>But you know what?</i>
<i>The only one looking at me was Dina.</i>

298
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,773
-Bra-a-ad! You made it.

299
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,067
-Dude, I had to come.
-It's not a party until you're here.

300
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:51,612
Hey, everyone! Bradley Lewis in the house!

301
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,991
-Speech! Speech!
-Quiet down. Now, quiet down.

302
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,743
- He said be quiet!
-Pipe down!

303
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:02,039
Eighteen years and nine months ago today,

304
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:07,044
George Reginald Berry
and his sweet wife Carol...

305
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:09,463
-That's not their names.

306
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,717
They were drinkin' a little bit
of pinot grig',

307
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,803
and they were blastin' some Neil Diamond.

308
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,723
And then, nine months later,
Richard "Dickwad" Berry was born.

309
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:26,438
And thank God for that because the Berrys'
birthday parties are the fucking best!

310
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,150
To Ricky, everybody!

311
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,528
To Ricky!

312
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,286
Hi!

313
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,704
You made it.

314
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:46,416
Yeah, babe. I've been trying to call you.
Thought we were gonna chill.

315
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,752
Oh, I haven't checked my phone.

316
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:52,005
Okay.

317
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,299
Looks like you guys are havin' fun.

318
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,468
That dress, though, is...

319
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:57,928
You like it?

320
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,347
Phew. Damn. Yeah.

321
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,682
Baby, you look so good.

322
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,643
We should go hang.

323
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,020
Oh, we are hanging.
You should dance with us.

324
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,524
My ankle's killing me right now, babe.

325
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,110
Oh...

326
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,949
-Yeah, sure. Just let me finish this song.

327
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,494
Sure, yeah, that's fine.

328
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:24,454
Keep dancin'.

329
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,375
Okay.

330
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:35,299
I should... go...

331
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,050
just to make sure he's okay.

332
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,927
What? Don't worry about him.
He said he's fine.

333
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,679
I'll be right back. I promise.

334
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:49,813
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

335
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:53,609
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

336
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,292
Wow.

337
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:12,628
That was impeccable.

338
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,296
So...

339
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,840
what you-- what you doin' out here?

340
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,302
-Just mountains of cocaine.
-Oh.

341
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,596
You do realize that
the entire cheerleading squad

342
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:25,390
are actually doing lines of cocaine
in the upstairs bathroom?

343
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,560
Oh, my God. Is--
is that why they have so much energy?

344
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,438
Oh, totally. Totally, yeah.

345
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:43,742
Okay, so I have--
I have a question for you,

346
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:47,162
and there's, like, absolutely no pressure
or anything.

347
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,163
Okay.

348
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:50,749
Okay. Uh...

349
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,544
Would you...

350
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:59,925
...ever, you know,
would you ever wanna go to homecoming?

351
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,218
Uh...

352
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:05,013
M-Maybe.
I guess I'll see how I feel on the day.

353
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,056
Oh.

354
00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,349
Um, no, I mean...

355
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,104
If-- Okay. If you don't have plans yet,

356
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,606
and if you don't totally hate the idea,

357
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,150
would you wanna go with me?

358
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:18,610
I mean, yes.

359
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,655
-Homecoming is an outdated tradition.
<i>-I just have to be harsh.</i>

360
00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:24,866
<i>-Tell Stan I don't like him in that way.</i>
-Deeply problematic...

361
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,244
<i>-I should like him that way, but I don't.</i>
-But still...

362
00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:28,704
<i>-Why don't I?</i> <i>Ugh.</i>
-If you...

363
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,081
Okay, sure.<i> </i>Why not?

364
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:33,166
<i>I am pathetic.</i>

365
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:34,918
Great!

366
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:36,670
Great, uh...

367
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:37,838
So...

368
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:40,966
-So, I'm gonna go find Dina.
-Yeah.

369
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,385
Uh, talk... See you later.

370
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,978
Nice. Yes. Okay.

371
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:04,781
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
Chug, chug, chug, chug!

372
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,616
-Yeah!

373
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,009
Oh.

374
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,011
-Hey.
-Hey.

375
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,073
Are you crying because...

376
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,035
there's a dead animal hanging
above your head?

377
00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:00,045
Okay, talk to me.

378
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:01,671
What happened?

379
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,094
Um...

380
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,347
It's just Brad.

381
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,891
We got in this huge fight,

382
00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:15,560
and I honestly don't even know
what it was about.

383
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,439
That happens with me and my mom a lot.

384
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:26,655
And then he asked me for his jacket back.

385
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:39,501
Well,

386
00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:41,920
look on the bright side.

387
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:46,967
At least you won't have to wear
that hideous jacket ever again.

388
00:23:58,019 --> 00:23:59,646
I guess you're stuck with me.

389
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,233
I wanna be stuck with you.

390
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:09,156
<i>So, I finally figured it out...</i>

391
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,408
<i>the reason I don't like Stan.</i>

392
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,710
Uh...

393
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,837
Syd, we're just drunk.

394
00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:27,090
-Oh, yeah.

395
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,592
Sure, I-- I didn't mean...

396
00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:31,178
Um...

397
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:34,055
It's just not...

398
00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:37,267
Yeah, no. No, totally.

399
00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:39,352
It's fine.

400
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,313
It's fine, really. I'm just...

401
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,859
I gotta... I-- I--
Uh, I'm getting a ride home from Stan.

402
00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:47,194
So...

403
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,196
Um... Okay.

404
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,322
Wait. Syd.

405
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,235
Fuck!