1 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:12,429 Dear Missing Diary, 2 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:15,807 so... 3 00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:18,143 my dad was just like me, 4 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:21,563 and it destroyed him. 5 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:25,108 I guess I've got a choice to make. 6 00:00:26,317 --> 00:00:29,279 Either I lock myself away from the world and just disappear, 7 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:32,240 let this stuff just destroy me too, 8 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,117 or I could... 9 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:36,995 ...make pancakes instead. 10 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:39,831 What's the point of letting this shit get me down? 11 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:42,792 No way. Not me. Not this time. 12 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:49,507 - You could just sit there thinkin' ♪ 13 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:53,136 Pancakes are also a great peace offering... 14 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:54,512 Morning. 15 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:57,390 ...for the little brother who got a black eye 16 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,225 because of your stupid mouth. 17 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,562 Are you drinking coffee? 18 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:03,772 Yeah. Want some? 19 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:10,779 Still mad at me? 20 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:13,198 Well, I mean, it still kinda hurts, 21 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:16,659 but lucky for you, 22 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:19,079 Veronica Thompson has a thing for tough guys. 23 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:20,288 She gave me a sticker. 24 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:21,790 Nice one, Goob. 25 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:23,958 I'm never washing these pajamas. 26 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:27,170 Also, made you lunch. 27 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:29,506 Cut the crusts off the sandwich. 28 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:33,176 Just wanted to let you know I care. 29 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:35,345 Are you okay? 30 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:40,517 Paint me yellow and call me fucking sunshine, Goob. 31 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:54,322 I think the key is when I start to feel upset, 32 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:56,658 to just decide to give less of a fuck. 33 00:01:56,741 --> 00:02:00,662 The less of a fuck I give, the less likely I am to break shit. 34 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:02,205 Stay positive, Syd. 35 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:03,331 Problem solved. 36 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,460 Take five, ladies. 37 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:10,630 I guess we got three more miles. So much. 38 00:02:10,713 --> 00:02:12,966 -Why'd she make us run so much? 39 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,426 Let's sprint... 40 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,848 I don't think I've ever seen you run that hard. 41 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,393 In fact, I don't think I've ever seen you run. 42 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:25,478 Oh, God, it's the worst. 43 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:29,440 Scotty, you're in! 44 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:34,445 Look, about the whole library situation... 45 00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:40,827 I shouldn't have asked you to help me steal anything, Dina. 46 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:41,953 It was stupid. 47 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,957 Truth is, and I-- I know this is gonna sound crazy, but... 48 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:53,464 ...I sort of had this, like... hallucination. 49 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:56,009 -Shit. -Or something, I don't know. 50 00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:58,678 I was... just freaked out. 51 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,891 I mean, this is exactly the kind of crazy shit 52 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,601 you should be telling me, Syd. 53 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,352 That's what I'm here for. 54 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,231 I don't get it. I used to know everything about you. 55 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:12,692 I even knew what you had for lunch. 56 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,737 Now it's just, like, nothing. 57 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:22,035 Well, I guess I should tell you... 58 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:27,040 Today... I had an apple 59 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:29,834 and some peanut butter and chocolate milk 60 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:33,046 and, like, three cartons of Nerds. 61 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:34,881 - Ahem. 62 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:36,257 Uh, Dina... 63 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,134 Uh, yeah. 64 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,095 I was thinking, since you and Brad are, like, whatever, 65 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:44,474 and the big dance is tonight, maybe we could-- 66 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:47,060 Oh, I've decided to kind of just lay low this year. 67 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:48,561 Cool. No worries. 68 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,523 That's, like, the third person that's asked me today. 69 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:55,652 I mean, I'm flattered, but, oh, my God, I am so over guys right now. 70 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:58,905 Yeah, me too. 71 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:01,741 What about Stan? 72 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,161 Stan and I, we're just... 73 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,206 better off as friends. 74 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:10,959 You know, if he ever decides to talk to me again. 75 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:14,545 You guys aren't going to homecoming together anymore? 76 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,175 Well... 77 00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:22,470 any chance you might, uh... 78 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:24,973 wanna go with me? 79 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:28,559 Unless homecoming's for people like... 80 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,019 People like what? 81 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,647 People with... pep. 82 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:37,735 Well, I'm pep as fuck today, Dina. 83 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:39,654 -Let's do it! 84 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,785 Wait, we're not dressing up, are we? 85 00:04:45,868 --> 00:04:47,453 You better bring it, Syd. 86 00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:31,664 That's right. 87 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:33,791 It's homecoming. 88 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:34,834 Touchdown! 89 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,544 You remember, don't you, Dad? 90 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,213 Crowned king in '91. 91 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,966 They still got my picture hangin' in the auditorium. 92 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,012 How's that workin' out for you? 93 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:53,144 You the big man now? 94 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:55,772 Is that what this is? 95 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,446 Aah! 96 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:14,290 Dude, we crushed that game. 97 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:18,086 We lost by 28 points. 98 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,088 Still. 99 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:24,008 So, what do you wanna do? 100 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,970 Let's just say that tonight's gonna be fuckin' mind-blowing. 101 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:33,643 Okay. 102 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:45,738 Wow! 103 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:47,573 Syd. 104 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:49,534 A dress. 105 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:53,287 -Can you help me with the... -Yeah. Yeah. 106 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:54,831 ...with the buttons in the back? 107 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:00,962 You know, 108 00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:05,174 the first time your dad and I kissed was at a school dance. 109 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:09,303 -Dad! At a dance? 110 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:14,142 I know, it's hard to imagine, but your dad actually had some moves. 111 00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:17,145 It was my sophomore year, 112 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:20,481 and I-- I went with this senior, Charlie Murray. 113 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:24,318 His hair did this amazing swoop thing. 114 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,696 I'm pretty sure he used a lot of hair spray. 115 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:30,908 Wow, please tell me this ends in Dad punching this guy in the face. 116 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,160 Oh, not quite. 117 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:35,705 You see, I-- I didn't know any of Charlie's friends, 118 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:39,000 and they thought I was just some dumb sophomore, 119 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:43,045 so he ditched me to hang out with them. 120 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:45,756 And your dad... 121 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,302 he saw me just standing there all alone, 122 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:52,221 and he came over, and he asked me to dance. 123 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,142 Before I said yes, 124 00:07:57,351 --> 00:08:00,438 we just looked at each other and somehow, 125 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:02,732 we knew. 126 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,278 All done. 127 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,076 You look beautiful. 128 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:17,288 Thanks. 129 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:22,668 I've been such a dick. 130 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,795 Yes, you have. 131 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:28,716 It's just... 132 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:31,928 I miss him. 133 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:34,472 Yeah. 134 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:37,099 Me too. 135 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:49,195 Oh, hey, D. 136 00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:51,697 Syd'll be a minute, but, uh, you can come inside. 137 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,574 Have a seat. 138 00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:55,034 Okay. 139 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:58,329 Can I get you somethin'? Some tea, some coffee? 140 00:08:58,412 --> 00:08:59,413 It's French roast. 141 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:03,626 Checkin' out my face, huh, D? 142 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,587 Pretty cool, right? 143 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,173 You should see the other guy. 144 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,685 Syd, you... 145 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,397 I brought it, right? 146 00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:27,108 Yeah. Big time. 147 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,570 All right, you two, remember. 148 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,822 No smoking, no drinking, 149 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,156 be home by eight o'clock. 150 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,993 It's 7:45. 151 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:38,995 And most importantly, Syd... 152 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,246 Yeah, Goob? 153 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:42,582 Have fun. 154 00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:54,320 -Okay, so, I have a question. 155 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,406 What's your deepest, darkest secret? 156 00:10:58,282 --> 00:10:59,116 What? 157 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:02,078 I-- I mean, you know... 158 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,037 Um... 159 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,499 like, do you have any zits in weird places, or-- 160 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:08,209 Eww! Gross. 161 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:10,628 Yeah. 162 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:12,630 -Gross. 163 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,597 -Do you want some? 164 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,182 Marijuana is a gateway drug. 165 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:28,145 Uh-huh. And, um... Okay, what-- what comes next? 166 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,898 Mushrooms, then MDMA, 167 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:34,193 then cocaine, then crack, then heroin, 168 00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:36,278 then gasoline, huffing it, 169 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:38,823 then death. 170 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,910 Here's hopin', Mercedes. 171 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,913 -Okay. 172 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,041 -Do you want some punch? -Sure. 173 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,760 We could-- we could go and dance. 174 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:03,597 -Uh... 175 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:07,143 - Okay. 176 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,130 Best theater in town, huh? 177 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:43,220 I'm pretty sure you specifically said you weren't coming to this. 178 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:44,972 I wasn't. 179 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,642 Well, aren't you worried about being followed? 180 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:51,187 -No one's following me, Stan. 181 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,397 It was... it was all in my head. 182 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,944 I should've told you I was coming. 183 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,201 -- 184 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,660 Syd, I know that we're not... 185 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:10,915 like, a thing, or together, or whatever, and that's... 186 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,124 and that's cool, I... 187 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:18,589 -I mean, you gotta know I... 188 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:22,218 -I really like you. 189 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:29,350 -I really like you too, Stan. 190 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:30,351 A lot. 191 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:35,773 Just not in that way. 192 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:47,326 Yeah. I guess I knew you'd say that, eventually. 193 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,625 -So who are you here with, anyway? 194 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:59,004 -Dina. 195 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,427 Well, does she know about you? 196 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,682 -Does she know about me? In what way? 197 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,226 Well, that you're a superhero. 198 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,855 -Right. Right. 199 00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,233 You're the only one. 200 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,487 -Cool. 201 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:27,908 -Also, I'm really not a super-- -Just-- just give me this one thing. 202 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:28,909 Please. 203 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:38,502 Come on. 204 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,474 Stan! 205 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,311 Dina, you look, um... you look like a Christmas tree. 206 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,979 -Thanks, dude. -Uh-huh. 207 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,067 Oh, God. Whitaker's still watching us. 208 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:05,404 It's probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened in his entire life. 209 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:07,197 Mm. I don't know, guys. 210 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:10,034 I mean, we're wanted criminals. Why are we out here in the open? 211 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:13,329 Exposed. First rule of the heist is split the loot and split the fuck up, right? 212 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,538 What loot? 213 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,249 All we did was disrespect this fine institution. 214 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,834 - Mm. -And disrespect ourselves. 215 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,669 - Yes. 216 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,968 Oh, no. On principle, I just-- I can't. Sorry, this playlist is all over the map. 217 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,470 -I'll-- I'll be back. -Okay. 218 00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,265 Hey, dude, can I request a song? 219 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,892 - Never. 220 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,685 What do you mean, never heard of Bloodwitch? 221 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,063 Do you wanna dance? 222 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:42,232 Sure. 223 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,327 -Milady. 224 00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,501 -So... 225 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:03,379 We never really talked about that night at Ricky's. 226 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,882 -Oh. 227 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,427 -Yeah, I-- I-- I'm sorry about that. 228 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:11,971 No, don't apologize. 229 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:15,516 I was just... I was wondering what that kiss was about. 230 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,771 -I just wasn't expecting it. 231 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:21,939 Yeah. 232 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,067 I'm really sorry. 233 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,073 Well, it's just, ever since it happened, I... 234 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,409 -I've been thinking... 235 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:39,999 -I didn't... not like it. 236 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:42,584 So you know. 237 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,673 -Oh. 238 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:48,632 Okay. 239 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,552 -So... 240 00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:52,803 So... 241 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:05,816 All right, ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention. 242 00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:07,276 Stop talking. Look up here, please. 243 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:11,321 It is my privilege to introduce your homecoming king and queen, 244 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,033 Jeff Butters and Julie Frasheski! 245 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,453 What up, Westinghouse! 246 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,079 Yeah! Where my boys at? Whoo! 247 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,706 Where do I begin? 248 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:23,042 I wanna thank my mom for meeting my dad-- 249 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,543 -Listen up! 250 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,795 -...do that! Brad, you can't do that! -Give me a second. 251 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,088 Give me a second! 252 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,470 I would like to take this moment 253 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,557 to talk about something very important 254 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,059 that affects everyone here. 255 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,687 Sydney Novak! 256 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,773 Hey, Sydney. 257 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:47,775 Raise your hand. 258 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:49,693 Raise your hand. 259 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,237 Give a wave so everybody can see you. 260 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:58,368 You see, what a lot of people don't know about Sydney here, 261 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,122 she is one hell of a writer. 262 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,001 What is he talking about? 263 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,341 You know, it's... it's funny, 264 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:15,594 because everyone is so fast to call me an asshole, 265 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:20,516 but while I was downstairs banging Jenny Tuffield at Ricky's... 266 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,645 ...guess what Sydney was doing upstairs. 267 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,733 She was kissing my girlfriend. 268 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:36,198 Now, don't get me wrong, chicks get drunk, 269 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,910 they make out sometimes, and I'm all for it, but... 270 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:42,329 being a full-on dyke, 271 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,333 that's a whole other ball game. 272 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:51,213 I mean, Syd is fucking in love with Dina. 273 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,800 Page after page, it's absolutely pathetic. 274 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,301 Oh, shut up, Brad. 275 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,428 And, my God, 276 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,391 don't even get me started with the daddy issues on this one. 277 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:06,311 Everyone in her life thinks that she's a piece of shit. 278 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,105 And I mean everyone. 279 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,983 - Ooh-hoo! -Hey, man! Leave her alone! 280 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:21,493 But that is not even the weirdest thing about Sydney... 281 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:22,578 Shut up! 282 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:23,537 ...Novak. 283 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,713 Fuck! 284 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,006 Shut up. Just shut up. 285 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:34,923 Get this. 286 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,885 -Sydney claims that she has-- - Shut up! 287 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,883 - I tried. 288 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:03,553 -I tried to be normal. 289 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:08,350 -But I'm just not wired that way. 290 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,104 Thanks, Dad. 291 00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:33,041 -I didn't mean to... 292 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,545 -I just wanted him to stop talking. 293 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:37,546 That's all. 294 00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:46,555 Maybe I'll just... run away or something. 295 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,391 Hide somewhere, 296 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,227 where no one else can find me. 297 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:54,271 Ever. 298 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,859 I think I finally understand how lonely my dad must have felt. 299 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:06,742 Who are you? 300 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,414 Should I be afraid? 301 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,791 They should be afraid. 302 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,254 Let's begin.